Well, not many. Depends on hyphen use, I guess.
Today I started full-time as vice-president in charge of glaring at students at the drama school cafe. My glaring skills were significantly enhanced by it being the 5th anniversary of the opening of the cafe and, thus, my being made to wear a cone-shaped hat bearing the legend "Happy Birthday!" (but I did get one of the students to inhale alot of helium from one of the balloons before getting their order).
I managed to burn myself twice on the coffee machine, blast steaming milk all over the place, make everyone listen to The Smiths and forgot the names of almost everyone there. I also repeatedly forget their coffee orders almost instantaneously - go me!
But, as Scarlett O'Hara famously said, tomorrow is another day. Tonight I shall be numbing the pain with a microwave meal & red wine.
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