PS

Is wanting to tell the 20something dreadlocked "radicals" who have moved in across the street to stop writing their cod philosophies about life, love and society on the pavement and that wearing no shoes doesn't make you closer to the earth yet another sign of old age?

I should point out that during the festival on street pitches are rented; the pseudo-hippies had a mate set up a coffee stand in their driveway (thus not paying a pitch fee) and made a quick buck flogging coffee to unsuspecting locals. Whoa. That's really showing it to The Man.

They actually make my jaw clench in irritation.